It is time for some of that good old fashion fun… I know… I know… I’m not sure what it means either… but I’m told that it will be… well fun… Let The Ungame Begin… Fire It Up… don’t actually bring flames any where near this game… because it is mostly paper… if it came with game tokens… or even rules… well we lost those a long time ago… seriously this game is old… not ancient old… but it isn’t getting any younger… The Ungame Begins... Lightning Edition…
Question 1: If You Were Told You Only Have One Week To Live… How Would You Spend It?
Without pants… next…
Question 2: What Do You Think Your Friends Say About You When You’re Not Around?
Probably the same things they say to my face… that I’m an asshole… next…
Question 3: Say Something About Policemen
They can be found in many form… one of which is as a woman… this game is super old… borderline ancient… next…
Question 4: If You Could Become Invisible Where Would You Like To Go?
If I told you… what would be the thrill of being invisible?.. everywhere… next…
Question 5: Remember – No Talking Unless It’s Your Turn! Take Another Card.
Literally sitting here in silence… that’s a creepy thought… working hard to earn that “dark” tag…
Question 6: What Would You Do If You Found $1,000 In A Vacant Lot?
Burn it… never hold on to evidence… next…
Question 7: How Do You Feel When Someone Laughs At You?
That being a stand up comedian… could be more than just a fantasy… next…
Question 8: What Is The Most Sentimental Possession That You Have?
My wife… next…
Question 9: What Would You Like To Do To Become Famous?
I decided last month… to make candles… this is just a side gig until it takes off… name one famous candle maker… now I just have to make candles… next…
Question 10: What Is Your Favorite Song?
You can only name one?… like out of all of them in the world?… what kind of bull shit made up question is this?… if there was a customer service number to call right now… Pick one song?… that simple?… why don’t you pick just one song game?… oh that’s right… it’s not your turn so you can’t speak… pick one song… I’ve never been so triggered… offended… confused… emotions… brain is firing on emotions right now… not pick a band and their best song… as if that is a simple task… no… pick a song…
Introducing our new segment… Ambrose’s Favorite Song… just fucking with you… no one has the time… however… let me know what your favorite song is in the comments… and I will tell you if it is good or not… also feel free to answer any of the above questions…
Merch… Threadless… Books… Amazon… Broken Thoughts… Twitter…
Bukowski by Modest Mouse… if you know me… you can guess why…
Like you said, there’s no way to pick a favorite song. Different songs for different moods. I do love Pink Floyd… and RED… and lots of bands…
Great post Layne, I enjoyed it.
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