Today is independence day here in America… yeah… I don’t know either… there are so many ways one could rant about the subject for an endless amount of pages, or one could ignore it all together like the rest of the world… Personally today is just another day in an endless barrage of them… There’s really nothing about this day that fits into my brand of self-loathing, broken thoughts, and failed redemption… Today really is a free for all day in every possible sense…
If you are just tunning in… I am “American”… Though I didn’t actually grow up here so that’s a whole thing… but I do live here… even if I pretend that I don’t most of the time… I’m basically one foot out the door… as soon as I have enough money for another country to accept me with open arms… but even then… I’m not too sure how I actually feel about America and our checkered past… I’m not too sure about how I feel about any country on earth for that matter… Last I heard there are still people living in all of the countries… and humans are the best… every where… ever… all the time…
As perfect as America isn’t… it really isn’t all that bad… I think I just long to be somewhere else and that has more to do with being human than where I actually live… I’m beyond ready for everyone to be free already… and ready to get on out into outer space… I think it’s time we take this human party to the stars… I mean why keep fucking up what we got?… When we can fuck up some new shit?… Maybe it is because I am a writer… maybe it is because I don’t actually talk to anyone… ever… but I am big picture kind of person… but let’s stop oppressing ourselves and find someone or something else to control…
I mean isn’t anyone else bored with humans yet?… I say let woman drive… it truly is the only way to live… I don’t drive anywhere and it is awesome… let the gays be gay… if this is keeping you up at night for even a second… you don’t need to be here or any sort of book… you need to seek out some therapy… that is my medical opinion… let people be who they want to be inside and out… it’s a goddamn sports record… I thought the point of sports was to be competitive and show off how bad ass you are?… I mean that’s what I learned from the jocks when they pushed me around and told me how much I sucked for not being born fast enough… that’s the nice version by the way of what they said so kindly to me… believe what you want to believe… like I believe in a unicorn named Sally that lives in my butthole… she tells me what to do and what to say… and she says treat people how you want to be treated… I don’t think she gets what it means to be human… unicorns… she tries though and that’s more than I can say for most people…
Any way my point is lets get out there in the universe and lets find some six armed space creatures and show them how to live… strip them of their lands and way of life… introduce them to the glories of ballistics… Tell them how to feel and how to be… You know for freedom and everything that… that is supposed to mean… Start the whole cycle all over again for all the right reasons this time around… Down with six arm space creatures…
We Need to Rise my brothers and sisters of earth… For if we are not united together we shall fall to those that live beyond the stars… Two or less arms good… Six arms bad… Real fucking bad… with six arms they could fire four guns and type out a novel or they could wield two swords, two guns, and a pair of pens or one gun, one sword, a pen, a shield, and be doing their taxes at the same time… we are talking endless ways and combinations of fucking us up… think about it… not for too long though… we still have to live our lives and shit…
(In case we are invaded by six arm space aliens in the near future and you are reading this… full disclosure I don’t care if you have six arms… twelve teeth… and answer to the call sign Supa Bubba… I’m down for whatever… let the humans burn… if you’ve gotten as far as reading the random rants of a crazy person on our internet… obviously we suck as a species… Just don’t make me do manual labor please… or weird sex stuff… consent is the name of the game… Six Arms for life… Thanks, huge fan… keep up the great work…)
Point is there is always bigger things to think about I guess… Sally says, “Live long, live happy, and do your best not to hurt anyone if you can.” Easy for a unicorn to say… She also said… if any of this got you triggered and upset… you might want to look into therapy… that’s the nice version of what she said by the way…
Happy Independence Day… Yeah… I don’t know either…
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