I was told there’d be cake or cookies
Refreshments at least to toast this all away
Plenty of blood, fire, and death from above
Shitting destruction from coast to coast
We’re no better than a poison without an antidote
Give us enough time and we’ll find a way to fuck it up
A virus of our own making we take pride
In being the change of the most simplistic things
Shit monkeys could do it if they’d only focus
Not so god damn special after all
We fucked around long enough and now were finding out
This is already too long to get a point across
Lost you somewhere around refreshments
You’ve already skipped ahead and moved on
No worries I’d have done the same thing too
If I had some sort of preinstalled A.I.
If I had enough sense at all…
I’d have skipped the whole damn thing
Cut to the end and understand as much as I do now
It’s all coming to an end, but I didn’t see it coming
Because it has been ticking away for a while now
Such a perfect way to live on borrowed time
Life isn’t a gift… it’s an endurance test
Hosted by the most retarded people we can find
I was told there’d be cake or cookies
A few assholes to lick to at least pass the time
More than enough pain, torture, and boredom
Waiting around for the news coast to coast
We’re no better than a virus without a purpose
Give us enough time and we’ll find a way to do nothing
A disease of our own making we take pride
In the most simplistic of things
Shit dogs could do it if they weren’t so cute
Not so god damn special after all
We fucked up long ago and we’re just finding out
No one was driving this ship through the sea
It has always and already been sinking
This already way too long to get my point across
Lost the rest of you somewhere around retarded
No worries I’d have done the same thing too
If I was more offended by words and not actions
If I had enough sense at all
I’d be able to ignore the whole damn thing
Cut to the end and understand as much as I do now
It’s all coming to an end, but I’ve been watching
With my eyes closed and clinching my asshole
I guess this is the only way to live on borrowed time
Life isn’t a gift it is a prison sentence
Hosted by the most wretched people we could find
I was told there was going to be more than this
These assholes couldn’t even provide cake and cookies

Something Different
Special report… Is this the death of democracy?… Or more of the same shit we should come to expect?… It’s almost too textbook to even be true… It definitely doesn’t read like a plagiarized version of the movie Shooter from 2007… the one they made a TV series about that five people might have seen… The kind of trash floating around in the mind of someone who can’t form an original thought…
To be fair at least the original writer could put together a compelling enough narrative to get it produced… Let me guess Trump stitched his own ear back together in a bathroom somewhere in PA?… We all know he has to be the hero in a narrative that doesn’t follow a simple enough plot… Alright… that’s enough… I’m not here to spread conspiracy theories… false narratives… or obvious takes…
Honestly… don’t even believe the event is even worth covering… But here we are… Embarrassingly enough… it just all seems to be too well put together… too coincidental to just let this new bull shit slide under the rug… Real overkill for a man running against someone with holes in his brain… What the fuck is even happening anymore?… I can’t even believe we are talking about any of this to begin with…
Why is either side fighting so hard to be in charge of the mess and not enough people fighting to clean it up?… There’s a conspiracy theory to get high to tonight… Are we really this far gone in our desperation that we can’t even see a reason to even bother cleaning any of this up?… Starting over is not as easy as it seems on paper…
Those dates on a timeline are filled with more than enough misery to last a lifetime… History is not a playbook… It’s a list of shit we’ve already done… I guess we are simply inching our way towards the death of democracy… Because there was nothing else worth our precious time… Today will be another one of those days we will look back and have no real answer for… Hate to say it… But this isn’t the first one for many of us still left sitting around…
Fool me once, shame on you… Fool me twice, shame on me… Fool me over and over again?… Here’s the keys to the white house… This is only the beginning of something I can’t quite put my finger on… Throw out the playbook and strap the fuck in… Shit is about to bounce off every fan blade from here to infamy…
Hope all is well…

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